Mencari si ILHAM.

Mencari Encik Ilham; puas ku tunggu namun tak kunjung tiba. Encik Ilham penguat dan penerus semangat saya untuk menjalani hidup.
DI MANAKAH ANDA WAHAI ILHAAAAAAAAAAMMMM??!!

Ps. Alamak.. Disember sudaaaaaaahhh.

Belated.

Just a quick update.

I know that I am super late in everything. See, I was on hiatus for a little over a month due to my inability to connect with internet via proper device. It's not that I have been living under a coconut shell or in a cave, but I was in another dimension for the past few weeks. Yeah right.

So here are my series of belated wishes. HAPPY BELATED Deepavali to all Hindu friends, ...22nd birthday to my darling Farhanah Zainal Abidin, congratulations Negeri Sembilan fooball team (which I am an avid fan of, apart from Chelsea-Arsenal) for winning their 3rd Malaysian Cup title (Hobin Jang Hobin!), selamat mengerjakan ibadah haji kepada para tetamu Allah - semoga mendapat haji yang mabrur and Eid mubarak - happy Eid ul'Adha to all Muslims, brothers and sisters all around the globe.

Ps. So far November rocks, no? ;)

Tukar.

Ayuh kita ramai-ramai warga Malaysia pakat-pakat menukar design bendera Jalur Gemilang. Get rid of the stripes. Letak polka dot gantikan jalur-malur supaya tak menyamai mana-mana bendera negara lain di muka bumi tuhan ni. Dah selesai soal bendera kita tukar plak jata negara. Get rid of the tigers. Letak la mana-mana binatang makhluk Allah yang ada identiti Malaysia macam tenuk a.k.a cipan a.k.a tapir atau dugong atau ayam serama atau apa-apalah. Barulah tak sama macam negara lain. Maka akan puaslah hati mereka-mereka yang busuk hati perutnya. Malaysia ni memang dah tak ada isu lain yang lebih penting yang lebih perlukan perhatian dan perubahan. KAAAAAAANNNNNNNN?! Takpe, kau pergi tukar apa yang kau nak. Tukar la. Tukaaaaaaaarrrr puas-puas. Negara ni memang kau sorang yang punya.

Ps. Takde keje lain ke?

A Quick Update.

Number 1. Happy belated 48th birthday, Malaysia.
Number 2. Interning at Tabung Baitulmal Sarawak, Miri branch since September 22nd. So far, this place rocks. Saya gumbira di sini! :D
Number 3. Updating Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr and blog through counter's PC. Komputer ustaz Muamar Ghadaffi (uishh namaaaa...)
Number 4. Declaring war against Bank Islam and Maybank.
Number 5. My biological clock switched back to normal, after more than 6 months of being "nocturnal".
Number 6. Underwent some moral conflict for a short period.
Number 7. Was high after 2 long months being on hiatus, now I'm back to life.
Number 8. Above all, what's more important is that I'm still breathing. Alive and kicking, even. Literally.
Number 9. Oh, by the way. Handphone gugok dalam sinki :( *figure that out if you're a genius*

The 3rd Day of Syawal 1432.

The girlfriends made my Raya :)

After 54 Years of Independence...

After that long struggle, blood and sweat for the hard earned independence, the murderous Bintang Tiga is finally 'promoted' and now 'honored' as national heroes, which is hilarious and very tragic at the same time. Tragically after 54 years of independence, Malaya still have someone as dumb as Mat Sabu wandering around trying to rewrite history. So then, should we build another monument to commemorate the communists? Anyhoos, happy belated 54th birthday, Malaya. Sincerely, Malaysian Borneo :)

Ps. Biar bebal Maths, jangan buta Sejarah.



 

Colors.

I'll color your sky. I'll paint the rainbow for you. I'll make it 143 colors because I love you, and you have colored my life more than that :)

Eid Mubarak :)

Salam Aidilfitri...
Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri, minal aidin walfaidzin.
Mohon maaf zahir dan batin :)

 Ps. Please stay happy and safe this festive season.

If You Could Just Turn Around...

Taken from 장난스런 키스.

Perfect Match

Taken from 장난스런 키스.